Saturday

Entry 9

Hi everyone! Thought I would jump online and give you a quick update. The power has been flickering on and off a little the past couple of days. When we are really bored, we make it into a drinking time. Every time the lights go out, we take a shot.

Sometimes we hear gun shots in the distance. There have also been some explosions. We are not sure where the explosions are happening in relation to us or what causes them. Jeremy insists its the baked beans. Ha ha ha. Very mature, isn't he.

As if that wasn't enough, the plumbing has started to act up. So, now, if its yellow, we let it mellow. If its brown, you better drag your ass to another floor before letting loose. Then you flush it down. We don't need someone's fresh shit sticking up the whole floor if the plumbing happens to give up the ghost. As a last resort, we have old Homer.

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